My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Paul Walker.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
