What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa

why didn’t the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging

So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard

Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging…

jake pauls life

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

to see who’s hanging around.

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

Logan Paul Vlogs

jake pauls life:

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seat belt

Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Why did Paul Walker drown? Because he was to busy carpooling.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person

Because Logan Paul left him hanging

Pete: Knock Knock… Paul: Who’s there? Pete: Boo… Paul: Boo who? Pete: Don’t cry it was only a joke! Paul: I’m going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

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