If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Paul Jokes
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
