Paul jokes

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Who's Paul Walker's close friend?

Tree.

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.