What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
So my teacher's daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say "What's wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin'".
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
Logan paul
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Paul Walker drown? Because he was to busy carpooling.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
Pete: Knock Knock... Paul: Who's there? Pete: Boo... Paul: Boo who? Pete: Don't cry it was only a joke! Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
Son: “mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman ?» Mother: «No Son, unless if he’s gay» Son : «So your friend is gay ?» Mother with herself : «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me» Mother: «Mmm.. Yes» Father loudly: «YES!!!» Mother: «What in the hell ? Are you gay ?» Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me» Father: «No what are saying ? I’m just talking with myself»
*A few hours later*
Mother: «I will go to visit my mother» Father: «Me too I will go to visit my mother» Son: «Not me too I will go to stud with my friends»
the mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying : «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died
whats worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul
If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul
