Pasta

Pasta jokes

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Delivery Boy

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

Meatball

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Memes

Chef

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.

Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.

Coronavirus

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

Mom

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

DNA

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Book

Getting a book on pasta?

Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!

Impostor

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"

Bet

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! πŸ˜‚

Spaghetti

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

NASA

What does NASA stand for? πŸπŸ§‡πŸπŸ§‡πŸ

Girlfriend

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

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