Pasta jokes

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.

Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Getting a book on pasta?

Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!

What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.