what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
Roberto : Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol. Judd : Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Getting a book on pasta? Yes. Just imagine the pastabillites there are!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti. You should have seen her fave when I drove pasta😂😂
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
