What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Whatβs Michael Jacksonβs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What does NASA stand for? ππ§ππ§π