Pasta

Pasta Jokes

Abortion

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

Mom

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

Meatball

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Wife

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Noodle

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Impasta

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

DNA

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Coronavirus

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

Impostor

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"

NASA

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