What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
what makes squidward and a quandale dingle the same? they both got them big parts.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
The wheelchair
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.
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