Part jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Memes
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!