What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
