Part

Part jokes

Hairline

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Depression

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Baby

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

Dog

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Dog

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Rose

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Orphan

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Wrinkle

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

Sex

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.

Girl

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

Pee

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.