Part jokes
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚