Part jokes

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some SICK WAVES!

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.

What's the special part of town called? Downtown.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.