Part jokes
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.