Part jokes

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some SICK WAVES!

What is a pig's favorite part of karate?

A pork chop.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

What's the special part of town called? Downtown.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.