Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
