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Fandom

    • Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

    Half n' Half hehe.

    Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

    Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

    Sorry not sorry -sans

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    • Sex

    • What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

    Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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    • Cannibal

    • There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.

    When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

    In heaven, an angel asks him why.

    “Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”

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    • Part memes

    Rest

    • Voting is like doing a group project in school.

    I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

    Misunderstanding

    • My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

    I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

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    • Wheelchair

    • What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

    Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

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    • Movie

    • Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

    And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

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    • Passenger

    • What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

    Wrinkle

    • What's the worst part about getting old?

    Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

    Power

    • The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

    Family

    • 💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

    Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

    Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

    Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

    Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

    Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

    Mom: But what he did was wrong.

    Girl: I know.

    (SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

    Mom: Is that ur dad.

    Girl: Yes Mom

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