Part jokes
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Memes
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.