Part jokes
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.