Part jokes
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
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What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.