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The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.