I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
I asked stephen if he was a organ donator and he said why i said thats a shame i need parts for my go cart
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tieing them up
What is the best part of a turkey the drumstick ggaaagaaaga
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
what is the most usless part of a vegina ? the women
