Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Paring Jokes
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
