Paring jokes

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!