guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
