How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Paring Jokes
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
