Parent jokes
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.