Parent Jokes

Why do Orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents

I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't here there parents.

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parents signature _________

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage and she burnt it down luckily she don't have to tell there parents

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents

Louie’s parents tried this

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents

Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof