Parent jokes
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
MOOOMMMM
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.