Parent jokes
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.