Parent jokes
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Can someone be my daddy?
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.