Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Parent Jokes
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
