Parent jokes

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"

His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."

The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"

"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."

The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."

The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."

"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."

Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

Orphan: *sits there sadly*

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."