Parent jokes
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
me when my mom wakes me up!
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Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"