Parent jokes
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Your adopted.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
Community talk
I miss mal MOMMA WEERRE ARE YOU
my moms trying to slut shame me for shit i dindt do like... you came home so many times with so many idffrent guys, sometimes more than one guy you stole fuckgin handcuffs from me you had a kid on caollage btw cause you couldnt keep your dick out of your pants then procceded to have more who you obvously shouldnt have and when your bfs here, he makes it clear you flirt with other guys you littearly fuck someone like daily so i dont want to hear it but if im a slut, like mother, like fucking daughter.
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