Parent jokes

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?

Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

Q: What movie do orphans hate?

A: Fatherhood.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.