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A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

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    • What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

    You don't have to meet her parents.

    Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

    Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

    God, I love working at an orphanage!

    Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

    Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

    I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

    He said, "What do you want?"

    I said, "To be your new father."

    "Really??!" the orphan said.

    Me: Lol, no.

    Orphan *Jumps into street*

    What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

    One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

    What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

    One of the two actually came back.😂

    Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

    Orphan: "Who's there?"

    Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

    *P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

    Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

    Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

    Teacher: “Why?”

    Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

    My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

    So I took down his confederate flag.