Parent jokes
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.