why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
