Parent jokes
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."