Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Parent Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
