Q:how would a chicken leave A:through the exit
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
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Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio? He became a shell of who he once was.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project? Work came to a grinding halt.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
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Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
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Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise? He was paid peanuts.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet? It was afraid of the nutcracker.
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