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Parademic jokes

Dracula

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

Pecan

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Nut

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Coconut

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

Movie

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

Butter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

Cash

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer walnuts!

Nut

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

Spread

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

Pistachio

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.