Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
Ganesha is a elephant
Hanuman is a monkey
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window
Float like a butternut, sting like a bee.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
No pine, no gain!
You pe-can do it!
