The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
Cashew a question? Nut now!
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
What do you call super expensive shoes? Cashews.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
What happens to a nervous nut? It cracks.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache? A pistachio.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain? He wanted them rusted.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation? Peanut coladas.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
