Parademic jokes
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
It's Caesar salad.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
Yes yes yes here it is!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
No pine, no gain!
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.