My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cash-ew.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is a elephant
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
Roses are red shut up and go to bed
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
