Parademic jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is an elephant.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Kidloland
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.