What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Slow and steady wins the race
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Ganesha is a elephant
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
Which nut is worth the most? A cash-ew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
Roses are red shut up and go to bed
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
You pe-can do it!
You must be rich! You’ve got all the cash-ews
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
