Parademic jokes
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that鈥檚 running late!
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
I have no problem getting dates online. I鈥檝e also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What鈥檚 a nut鈥檚 favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
I love almond milk. It鈥檚 unlike any udder milk.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.