A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts? Michelle.
You pe-can do it!
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.
You must be rich! You’ve got all the cash-ews
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock so picked up peacock feathers and then wear them then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange and then his friends are not his friends anymore and then after that he says friends please be my friends again I'm sorry I will be the way I am
Once upon a time a donkey was in the jungle suddenly he found a lion costume and then wore it then he walks around the forest and then every animal was scared of him then he got to city every human was away from him and he was chasing them when he was chasing his owner he brayed and then he figured out that this is not an real lion and then he told everybody about it then he berated up his donkey
One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you
Parademic are so bad go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise the tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race the race begin and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow the rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow so he decided to take a nap as he took a nap the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke the ran as fast as he could but when he came to the end the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again
Its caesar salad
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
A farmer had a donkey and a dog one night he was getting robbed by a thief the donkey told the dog to bark but dog refused so the donkey brayed very loudly that the thief rin out of the house and the farmer beated up the donkey
Float like a butternut, sting like a bee.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip? A mustach-io
