What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
Q:how would a chicken leave A:through the exit
Kidloland
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
Parademic
Parademics so bad yo mama cant stop
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you
Its caesar salad
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
Hanuman is a monkey
Float like a butternut, sting like a bee.
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip? A mustach-io
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What kind of nuts come in cans? Creamed a-corn.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
