Parademic jokes

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.