Parademic jokes
Why couldn鈥檛 the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
The nut is so solid, it鈥檚 peanut brittle.
My friend鈥檚 neighbor鈥檚 house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.