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What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.

What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩