Ownership jokes
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a car in my garage.
I have a trombone.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.