Outing jokes

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is red and puts out fire?

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

How do you get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To check out the chicks!

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉