Outing jokes
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Memes
Wanna come hang out with me?
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Chat box hangout.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.