Outer Space jokes
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Bra eat E.T.?