Outer Space jokes

Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

A: A Luna-Tic!

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

What's an alien's favorite computer key?

The space bar!

I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.