Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
