What did the traffic light say to the other?
š¦š„š¦ Stop looking, I'm changing!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
š¦š„š¦ Stop looking, I'm changing!
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldoās laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, āDo you consent to cookies?ā He said that he doesnāt eat cookies and doesnāt know what consent means, so thatās why he called me.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
Itās the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
"Go big or go home," thatās what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," thatās what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" thatās what I say.