Otherness jokes
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.