Otherness jokes
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
People generalize others too much.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."