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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Heehheehehehehehehe

To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

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    • What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

    He's homeless.

    Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

    The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

    What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

    Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

    So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

    A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

    The other sibling said, "You are, too."

    Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

    And the sibling says, "We're twins."

    The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."