Other side jokes
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.