Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Other Side Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didnât get to the other side.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Youâre so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
The IRS came to this man's house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money that's been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man thought, "Maybe I need to get a lawyer." So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down, and the agent said, "There has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account, and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it." The man says, "Yes, I do. I'm a gambler." The agent says, "You gamble with that much money?" The man says, "Yes, I'll give you an example. Alright, I bet you $5,000 that I can bite my left eye." Agent says, "Alright, deal." The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agent says, "That's not fair." The man says, "I'll let you get your money back, or even more. I bet you $7,500 I can bite my right eye." The agent, thinking, "I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick," so the agent says, "Deal." The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says, "That's not fair." The man replies, "Alright, I have another one. You're down $12,500. I'll bet you $15,000, if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room, I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere." The agent says, "That's impossible, you've got a deal." The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk, and the agent says, "I got you!" He's laughing and happy that he finally beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face, and the agent asked, "What's wrong with you?" and the lawyer replies, "The man bet me $100,000 he could piss on your desk, and you'd just love it."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
