Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
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Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
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Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
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The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the cow cross the road because to get to the other side.
Why did my parents walk to the other side? ...why?
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
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A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
