Osama jokes
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...