what was osamas favourite food... yer nan
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
jingle bells Osama smells
My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣
What did Osama say after knocking over the twin towers?
He he he haw
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
how many times was osama bin laden shot
911 times
Osama binladin
Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record
What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did Osama have? Two Boeings and a dream
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
HELLO PEOPLE MY NAME IS OSAMA IM BACK FRPM THE DED AN I WANT TO BLOW YOU
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
