Osama jokes
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Obama got Osama.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Get pranked, bozo!
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.