Osama jokes
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.