Osama jokes
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.