Osama jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.