Osama

Osama Jokes

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...

"It was just a prank bro"

I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat

Bully: Ur Gay

Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN

Bully: * runs away and hears crash*

What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.