Osama jokes

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

Obama got Osama.

Get pranked, bozo!

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.