Osama jokes
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Community talk
Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:
Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!
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