Osama

Osama jokes

Osama Bin Laden

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

President

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

Name

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Boy

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Obama

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

Community

Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:

Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!

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