Osama jokes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Get pranked, bozo!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Obama got Osama.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
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Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:
Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!
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