Osama jokes
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Obama got Osama.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Community talk
Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:
Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!
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