Osama jokes
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"