Osama

Osama Jokes

Pakistan

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

Prank

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Robber

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

Birthday

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Gay

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

Destruction

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Kill

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Boy

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Difference

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Skill

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.