Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden jokes

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What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"