Osama Bin Laden jokes

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

"Jingle bells, Osama smells."

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.