Osama Bin Laden jokes

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

"Jingle bells, Osama smells."

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.