Osama Bin Laden jokes
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Obama got Osama.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.