Orphanage jokes

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

"Ur mum is big."

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.