Orphanage jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."