Orphanage jokes

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Why does an orphanage have milk?

Because Dad never came back with the milk.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Dad?

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...