Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Father

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Kid

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Orphan

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

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  • Work

    I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

    Orphan

    joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

    zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

    joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

    Coach

    I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

    Because I hate dealing with parents.

    Father

    Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

    Son: Why?

    Father: You’ll need them there.

    Orphan

    What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

    Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

    Place

    My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

    Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

    Son

    I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."