Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Father

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Kid

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Adoption

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

Orphan

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

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  • Work

    I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

    Orphan

    joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

    zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

    joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

    Coach

    I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

    Because I hate dealing with parents.

    Father

    Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

    Son: Why?

    Father: You’ll need them there.

    Orphan

    What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

    Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

    Place

    My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

    Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

    Son

    I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."