How do you make a orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till they're parents come home
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
whats an orphans favorite band foster the people😂
what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
