Orphanage jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."