Orphanage jokes
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
The F in orphan stands for family.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.