Orphanage jokes
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.