What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
