imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents
I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Why do orphans love tennis? Coz it is the only place they can get love
If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
