Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan
a selfie
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
the F in orphan stands for family
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.