yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan
a selfie
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
the F in orphan stands for family
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.