Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
The F in orphan stands for family.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
