Orphanage jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.