Orphanage jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I want to be loved.