Orphanage jokes
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”