A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage
SON:why
DAD:your going to need them
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy