Kms jokes
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Kms.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
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dude im not even kidding im so fucking scared rn because i think hes losing feelings and i really hope he isnt but like what if he doesnt love me anymore? What if he finds someone better and realizes I'm not good enough and breaks up with me? im so fucking scared dude like do I try talking to him about it? I would if he wasnt on DND. but what would I even say? ughhhhhhh kms dude
i want to kms my arm keeps poping and it hurts so much
Who would miss me if i did kms "ps I am getting help so shut up"