Kms jokes

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Kms.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

Buy KFC or else.

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.