Origin story jokes

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Where does an orphan come from?

Daddy getting milk.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"

"Africa," the parrot responded.