Origin story jokes

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Where does an orphan come from?

Daddy getting milk.

A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"

"Africa," the parrot responded.

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.