OR Jokes

dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out

what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ... because she had no arms or legs

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"

Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:

Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

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What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

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An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The Apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...

Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a “mothers” or “fathers” day

Is buttcheek one work or should I spread them😫

Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?