OR jokes
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Memes
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
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Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.