OR jokes
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Memes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Am I a guard or a guava?