OR jokes

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

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You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

KK or Liv?

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

How did the orphan become famous?

By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."