Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? friend :why? me: because they don't have a mother or fathers day
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
What’s the difference between Stephen hawking and a walk-in talkie
He can’t walkie or talkie
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
Hello, this is our fun CULT haha or CLUB what ever you want!
Love you orphan haters! :^ Nina
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂
How did the orphan become famous?,”go big or go home”
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
What is better to have autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
