OR jokes

How did the orphan become famous?

By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Am I a guard or a guava?

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.